So, I think I'm just going to type it on here and then copy and paste it to my Facebook. (:
Hi there, I'm Hannah Wheatley, You can either call me Ha, Harley, or Hannah Gayle.
Anyway, I like to spend my days talking to Lauren Ashton Brown, drinking Dr.Pepper and reading comic books. I also like to take pictures. I like to blog about pointless things and read SixBillionSecrets & GMH. I dress up as Harley Quinn along with my best friend, Poison Ivy, my Boyfriend, Mr.J and my daughter Juno. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, but as long as I'm happy, that doesn't matter much to me right now. I want to inspire people. I want to make a difference. I want to be the reason that someone is smiling.
I cut my own hair. I have a Waldo sweater that I'd like to live in. I listen to weird music. I hate texting. I love typing. I'm generally a loud person, and I think in French a lot. I shop at Wal-Mart and Goodwill. McDonalds is love. I love to wear mens T-Shirts and throw paint on them. I like to wear socks and ballet flats. I don't like to wear a lot of make up. I've pretty much got my own Nerd Herd going on, and I love it. I'm a bit of a hermit, but I like people if that makes any sense. I love my mom a lot because she gets me through everything. I love band. & I'm starting love life a lot more. I don't really know who I am or where I'm going for sure, but I know who I want to be there with me along the way to figure it out. Hit me up sometime? (:
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Kiss Me Goodbye;
I'm Defying Gravity.
This is for all of those conversations and messages that I've saved. I'm not going to say who said what, but I love these people and all of the things that they tell me.
I don't see how anyone could live without you, after they've met you.
You're not stupid, you never were stupid. I don't think you could be stupid if you tried to be.
Love, I like that you're sucha fabulous friend and we talk about everything and anything and more and were basically twins in another life. I love that you're my mini-me and really listen when I have serious stuff to share! I hate that you weren't born when I was and didn't graduate with me and are not going to... be living with me in college and I have to leave you behind for a few years. /:
&My first impression of you was that I loved how comfortable I was helping you all-district kids after you were out-going enough to respond to my talking to you all... which then lowered the tension and everyone else lost their frozen robot attitudes and started talking and having fun too.
Hannah,
what to say, what to say. First of all, out of everything..is that I want one to know,,, I look up to you. I adore you! U r like the sister i never had. I'm soo glad your in my life and glad I can tell you anything and everything! Thanks for being there 4 me and never leaving me! (: I know I can trust you with anything and ac...t like myself around you! I'm glad were friends and im glad ur in my life! Thank you soo much(:
i love you,
♥
ITS FRIENDAVERSARY, YOUR TIME!!!!
i LOVE YOU CHILD.
yOU WERE THE ONLY THING HELPING ME SURVIVE THIS WINTER
Im glad you were there when nobody else was?
You date boys your too good for,
...and I love you,
You are the coolest person I know
And I am going to cut my hair and send it to you, cuz ima creep.
Im mad cuz you wouldnt tell me what im getting for my birthday >.<
But I love you anayways
Sorry about the caps at the beginning, the shift got stuck.
Its been a long time coming,
But Hannah Gayle Dislikedlastname,
I love you, and you are the best friend ever
hannah, i loved the week we spent together during field commander tryouts! and that we supported each other through it and even though we didnt make it we were happy and supported emily! i love the fact that you're your own unique little self! and you're so pretty at that! even on your bad hair days and no make-...up u seem to rock it out! lol:)
hannahhh; if i saw yerr status, i wlda liked it. [: hah,
but uhhm, ilike tht you arent like evrbody else. you stand out, and you do it w/ pride. [:
you seem like funn, and you err very pretty[:
ilike tht evn though we dnt talk, we like each other's statuses and fb junk
ohh, hah, annd im diggin ur default pic. [:
Hannah, i like you because you are you. We may have never talked but if you're friends with Kristin and Jessica you must be awesome because i love them! Yall are very GREAT people and very fun. :) I love your pictures and how beautiful and fun you are. I love that you hang out with Parker Findlay because he rocks my socks. I love that you can be who ever you want to be because you dont care what others think. Honestly, I think everyone loves you and i wish i knew you (& kristin, jessica, lauren, & etc.) better. :)
Hannah, there is so much to like about you! I like that you are in band. I like that my sister somewhat introduced me to you. I like your fashion sense. I like that you sound like Victoria Justice when you talk. I like your hair. I like your personality. I like that I've never seen you in a bad mood. I like that you ar...e absolutely hilarious. I like that you have the ability to read my ridiculous facial cues and respond to them with yet another ridiculous facial cue. I like you! Love, Papa Ryan.
I like how me, you, and Tiffany used to be best friends back in the day. I like your obsession with the Lady, and I like how we have the same shirt. I like your colour splash pictures, and your huge bows that you randomly wear. I like how we used to always say "ELECTRIC SHOCK" and pretend to get electrocuted. I... like how Mrs. Herndon told us that we were book abusers. LOL, I am having a mini laugh attack typing this. I like...umm...your ass?
LoveJared.
:D
Hannah I know yo didint like my status but I feel like you should know why I like you too!! I like that you so sweet and kind to me, you have to be one of my best freinds, I think your very pretty and I like how you soo crazy!! In fact I love that about you!! I love you and i like how you wanted me to talk on the mik ...on the band bus (: && I like you brown eyes!! I like talking to you and I havnt talked to you in a while so I would like to soon dear!! I love calling you my lovie (:
Hannah, I like that you are a cutie. I like the clothes you wear. I like how we almost got impaled by a decorative icicle while decorating with student council for the snowball dance. I like how we had a random conversation about it earlier. I like that you think my comment on your status was amazing and I like that yo...u are in choir...I hope you will stay in it. And I like that we have the same awesome friends. Love, Alexis
If you don't do something that you love. Surrounded by your friends when you come home.
& A quick phone call away from the family that would not only take one bullet for you, but would do ANYTHING to make you happy, blissful, and make sure that you live a long happy life. Life isn't worth living if you don't have that. That's why we are teenagers. To figure out what makes us happy. To find friends that make us happy. It's people like you that we need to hold on to. That we need to fight with in order to grow with them. Hang on to them with all of our strength.
My sister in every sense of the word. You are beautiful. You are strong. I believe in you, and I know you can do anything you want to do. Whatever made your day less than fantastic; I know you'll pull through. I love you, and I wish I could give you a hug.
It's good to be different. And everything has a role. Even the smallest things. They're needed to keep the world moving.
I like how we've been best friends since forever. I love how you are always here for me to rant to whenever I need it and you always reassure me that things will get better. I dislike... when we didn't talk for like a span of two years & that you put yourself down sometimes. My first impression was: "This girl will color with me, I like her."
Hey beautiful, you have the rest of your life ahead of you for things to get better. It's always going to be hard, but it's not always going to hurt.
You don't need to feel horrible. Everyone thinks about those things. The what if's and all that jazz. It doesn't mean you're being unfaithful, nor that you're unhappy. It's normal. Your thoughts of the past are not a reflection of your feelings in the present, they have nothing to do with your relationship
They need you because you're strong. They can trust you, they love you, and they know that you're there for them. But in the midst of it all, they sometimes forget that you can only hold so much.
But your soul is strong, untouched. Your heart is not in shreds. It's just hurting a bit right now. They are those kids. The two that have touched your soul in such a way, that you'll never forget. That's why your heart is reacting. Your soul is strong because of what was, though. It holds onto the good. Your heart decides that someone has to notice the pain.
It's just to make people pay attention to someone else, so they don't look at their own unbearably depressing lives, in which they need to fix.
You know what helps?Not giving a rats' ass. Like, I couldn't care six ways to sunday, what everyone thinks of me. Because I'm prefectly content with who I am. And if they don't like that, they can go straight to the darkest deepest and hottest corner of hell. Because they're self-centered and only care about what other people think.
They're everything I hate.
"Like Hannah. You and Hannah have always been best friends and have always been there for each other, you never fight and you never get upset with each other. So whenever you get upset or you feel like this, just go find Hannah."
Awe, Ha! I'm so sorry! I love you so much. And you're gonna get to spend alot of time over break with me because I refuse to leave you without me. I'm gonna call you, even if you can't talk to me. I'm gonna be there. And I know that I don't approve of Parker, but I accept it & others are going to have to. Because the people who love you only care for your happiness. I love you. I need to you keep your chin up for me. Because I need to time to get you happy. So chin high & smile sugar plum. That's what you deserve.
I love you, and you make a whole lot of people happy. (: And last night when I was talking to my daddy about my life, I was like "Do you know who a really good friend is?" And he was like "Who?" And I was like "Hannah, because she is always there for me and protective over me and just loves me so much."
Hey, you're good enough if not better than everyone's expectations. You cheer up. Because you're a nice lady & friday is gonna be soon enough
God, your amazing, Hannah. I swear, I love how I can relate to you. But, I hate what we did. It was stupid. But, I'm happy we're better. Because, I had too many fake friends. And, I was pretending to be something I'm not. I'm just a big creepy kid that likes to tease me hair, and wear creepy clothes. I swear-this summer changed me. These kids were scared to death when they saw me walk in in camo pants on the first day of school.
She's beautiful, and she'd better know it. Music is her life, literally. Ask for a good song, she'll give you five. She hates pants and loves band. She's the light to his dark and obsessed with her friends. When she smiles her whole face lights up. And yeah, her heart's been broken.But you know what? She's got a passion for life that could rival that of some of the greatest artists in history, and she's happy, which is more than a lot of people can say these days.
That really made me happy. And, that may not seem like much. But, here lately-I haven't been happy at all. I mean, you know why. And, I love everything about you. I think your beautiful. Because, I've always wanted someone who actually understood me. Truely, and honestly. Not someone who constantly annoyed me with every word they said. And, I finally found someone. And, now-I feel like my life is complete. I couldn't be happier. I love our coversations. Because, honestly-they keep me going. You make me smile. And, I can't wait to see you again, love! I love you so much. And, I know I say that a lot-but, I really mean it. My life would just completely suck without you. I couldn't hold myself together. I wouldn't be able to go on being me, and not faking, without someone by my side. Thank you so much for being there. I love you.
A photo of someone you love.
Hannah Gayle Wheatley.
Said this to me:
Chelsea. I love you. I met you for a reason. We became this close for a reason. I told you things about myself that I can't stand to remember, for a reason. And that reason was that we're alive, and we're supposed to stay alive until something we can't control changes that. Life is a mess, and they stuck us together so we could make it through.
She's changed me. I love her. ♥
Day 6; A picture of someone you love. I think. I didn't check. But, I'm a day behind Che. Which I warn you, love-you will be in the album. I LOVE YOU. But, to my Ha. Okay, this lady. She's beautiful. She makes me happy. That's all that matters, right?
Okay, I can say a lot more. So, me, being me- I'm gonna. Because, whether I've told you it before or not, I mean it. And, I like to make you smile, even though I know your not in a good mood right now, and I'm sorry. Because, you don't deserve it,love. You really don't. And, I know I said this yesterday. I think I said it somewhere in between those messages that filled the whole IM box, and we both had to scroll up to read each others responses. WE RANT A LOT ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE EACH OTHER. DON'T JUDGE US. You've inspired a lot of people. Like half of these people I see writing on your page. And, yeah. One of them is me. You make me pretty gosh darn happy. And, I know your gonna kill me for putting this picture of you, but hey. LADY-YOUR BEAUTIFUL EVEN THOUGH YOUR IN THE HOSPITAL. And, it pretty much makes me smile. A lot. You make me smile a lot. And, I love you. Because, you never let me down? Your always by my side, and trust me, if it weren't for you, I'd be back down in that black hole again. I need you by my side. I love you. And, I can't wait for blue spaghetti, mismatched PJs, and Mcdonalds. Because, I never get to see you. And, it's not fair. At all. BUT WE'RE CHANGING THAT. I think your beautiful. Your you, and your not afraid. And, I know you won't let anyone change that, because that's who you are. Your amazing, and I love you. Thank you. For everything. I CAN'T FORGET YOU, LOVE. WE'RE GONNA BE CREEPY OLD CAT LADIES TOGETHER.
The truth is, I need you in my life. I feel like I can't function without you. And as long as you keep trying, and I keep trying, I don't think anything could go wrong. So, stay with me? Because that's where I need you.
I'm sure there are a ton more, but to each and everyone of you, I love you and you've touched my life in so many ways. ♥
This is for all of those conversations and messages that I've saved. I'm not going to say who said what, but I love these people and all of the things that they tell me.
I don't see how anyone could live without you, after they've met you.
You're not stupid, you never were stupid. I don't think you could be stupid if you tried to be.
Love, I like that you're sucha fabulous friend and we talk about everything and anything and more and were basically twins in another life. I love that you're my mini-me and really listen when I have serious stuff to share! I hate that you weren't born when I was and didn't graduate with me and are not going to... be living with me in college and I have to leave you behind for a few years. /:
&My first impression of you was that I loved how comfortable I was helping you all-district kids after you were out-going enough to respond to my talking to you all... which then lowered the tension and everyone else lost their frozen robot attitudes and started talking and having fun too.
Hannah,
what to say, what to say. First of all, out of everything..is that I want one to know,,, I look up to you. I adore you! U r like the sister i never had. I'm soo glad your in my life and glad I can tell you anything and everything! Thanks for being there 4 me and never leaving me! (: I know I can trust you with anything and ac...t like myself around you! I'm glad were friends and im glad ur in my life! Thank you soo much(:
i love you,
♥
ITS FRIENDAVERSARY, YOUR TIME!!!!
i LOVE YOU CHILD.
yOU WERE THE ONLY THING HELPING ME SURVIVE THIS WINTER
Im glad you were there when nobody else was?
You date boys your too good for,
...and I love you,
You are the coolest person I know
And I am going to cut my hair and send it to you, cuz ima creep.
Im mad cuz you wouldnt tell me what im getting for my birthday >.<
But I love you anayways
Sorry about the caps at the beginning, the shift got stuck.
Its been a long time coming,
But Hannah Gayle Dislikedlastname,
I love you, and you are the best friend ever
hannah, i loved the week we spent together during field commander tryouts! and that we supported each other through it and even though we didnt make it we were happy and supported emily! i love the fact that you're your own unique little self! and you're so pretty at that! even on your bad hair days and no make-...up u seem to rock it out! lol:)
hannahhh; if i saw yerr status, i wlda liked it. [: hah,
but uhhm, ilike tht you arent like evrbody else. you stand out, and you do it w/ pride. [:
you seem like funn, and you err very pretty[:
ilike tht evn though we dnt talk, we like each other's statuses and fb junk
ohh, hah, annd im diggin ur default pic. [:
Hannah, i like you because you are you. We may have never talked but if you're friends with Kristin and Jessica you must be awesome because i love them! Yall are very GREAT people and very fun. :) I love your pictures and how beautiful and fun you are. I love that you hang out with Parker Findlay because he rocks my socks. I love that you can be who ever you want to be because you dont care what others think. Honestly, I think everyone loves you and i wish i knew you (& kristin, jessica, lauren, & etc.) better. :)
Hannah, there is so much to like about you! I like that you are in band. I like that my sister somewhat introduced me to you. I like your fashion sense. I like that you sound like Victoria Justice when you talk. I like your hair. I like your personality. I like that I've never seen you in a bad mood. I like that you ar...e absolutely hilarious. I like that you have the ability to read my ridiculous facial cues and respond to them with yet another ridiculous facial cue. I like you! Love, Papa Ryan.
I like how me, you, and Tiffany used to be best friends back in the day. I like your obsession with the Lady, and I like how we have the same shirt. I like your colour splash pictures, and your huge bows that you randomly wear. I like how we used to always say "ELECTRIC SHOCK" and pretend to get electrocuted. I... like how Mrs. Herndon told us that we were book abusers. LOL, I am having a mini laugh attack typing this. I like...umm...your ass?
LoveJared.
:D
Hannah I know yo didint like my status but I feel like you should know why I like you too!! I like that you so sweet and kind to me, you have to be one of my best freinds, I think your very pretty and I like how you soo crazy!! In fact I love that about you!! I love you and i like how you wanted me to talk on the mik ...on the band bus (: && I like you brown eyes!! I like talking to you and I havnt talked to you in a while so I would like to soon dear!! I love calling you my lovie (:
Hannah, I like that you are a cutie. I like the clothes you wear. I like how we almost got impaled by a decorative icicle while decorating with student council for the snowball dance. I like how we had a random conversation about it earlier. I like that you think my comment on your status was amazing and I like that yo...u are in choir...I hope you will stay in it. And I like that we have the same awesome friends. Love, Alexis
If you don't do something that you love. Surrounded by your friends when you come home.
& A quick phone call away from the family that would not only take one bullet for you, but would do ANYTHING to make you happy, blissful, and make sure that you live a long happy life. Life isn't worth living if you don't have that. That's why we are teenagers. To figure out what makes us happy. To find friends that make us happy. It's people like you that we need to hold on to. That we need to fight with in order to grow with them. Hang on to them with all of our strength.
My sister in every sense of the word. You are beautiful. You are strong. I believe in you, and I know you can do anything you want to do. Whatever made your day less than fantastic; I know you'll pull through. I love you, and I wish I could give you a hug.
It's good to be different. And everything has a role. Even the smallest things. They're needed to keep the world moving.
I like how we've been best friends since forever. I love how you are always here for me to rant to whenever I need it and you always reassure me that things will get better. I dislike... when we didn't talk for like a span of two years & that you put yourself down sometimes. My first impression was: "This girl will color with me, I like her."
Hey beautiful, you have the rest of your life ahead of you for things to get better. It's always going to be hard, but it's not always going to hurt.
You don't need to feel horrible. Everyone thinks about those things. The what if's and all that jazz. It doesn't mean you're being unfaithful, nor that you're unhappy. It's normal. Your thoughts of the past are not a reflection of your feelings in the present, they have nothing to do with your relationship
They need you because you're strong. They can trust you, they love you, and they know that you're there for them. But in the midst of it all, they sometimes forget that you can only hold so much.
But your soul is strong, untouched. Your heart is not in shreds. It's just hurting a bit right now. They are those kids. The two that have touched your soul in such a way, that you'll never forget. That's why your heart is reacting. Your soul is strong because of what was, though. It holds onto the good. Your heart decides that someone has to notice the pain.
It's just to make people pay attention to someone else, so they don't look at their own unbearably depressing lives, in which they need to fix.
You know what helps?Not giving a rats' ass. Like, I couldn't care six ways to sunday, what everyone thinks of me. Because I'm prefectly content with who I am. And if they don't like that, they can go straight to the darkest deepest and hottest corner of hell. Because they're self-centered and only care about what other people think.
They're everything I hate.
"Like Hannah. You and Hannah have always been best friends and have always been there for each other, you never fight and you never get upset with each other. So whenever you get upset or you feel like this, just go find Hannah."
Awe, Ha! I'm so sorry! I love you so much. And you're gonna get to spend alot of time over break with me because I refuse to leave you without me. I'm gonna call you, even if you can't talk to me. I'm gonna be there. And I know that I don't approve of Parker, but I accept it & others are going to have to. Because the people who love you only care for your happiness. I love you. I need to you keep your chin up for me. Because I need to time to get you happy. So chin high & smile sugar plum. That's what you deserve.
I love you, and you make a whole lot of people happy. (: And last night when I was talking to my daddy about my life, I was like "Do you know who a really good friend is?" And he was like "Who?" And I was like "Hannah, because she is always there for me and protective over me and just loves me so much."
Hey, you're good enough if not better than everyone's expectations. You cheer up. Because you're a nice lady & friday is gonna be soon enough
God, your amazing, Hannah. I swear, I love how I can relate to you. But, I hate what we did. It was stupid. But, I'm happy we're better. Because, I had too many fake friends. And, I was pretending to be something I'm not. I'm just a big creepy kid that likes to tease me hair, and wear creepy clothes. I swear-this summer changed me. These kids were scared to death when they saw me walk in in camo pants on the first day of school.
She's beautiful, and she'd better know it. Music is her life, literally. Ask for a good song, she'll give you five. She hates pants and loves band. She's the light to his dark and obsessed with her friends. When she smiles her whole face lights up. And yeah, her heart's been broken.But you know what? She's got a passion for life that could rival that of some of the greatest artists in history, and she's happy, which is more than a lot of people can say these days.
That really made me happy. And, that may not seem like much. But, here lately-I haven't been happy at all. I mean, you know why. And, I love everything about you. I think your beautiful. Because, I've always wanted someone who actually understood me. Truely, and honestly. Not someone who constantly annoyed me with every word they said. And, I finally found someone. And, now-I feel like my life is complete. I couldn't be happier. I love our coversations. Because, honestly-they keep me going. You make me smile. And, I can't wait to see you again, love! I love you so much. And, I know I say that a lot-but, I really mean it. My life would just completely suck without you. I couldn't hold myself together. I wouldn't be able to go on being me, and not faking, without someone by my side. Thank you so much for being there. I love you.
A photo of someone you love.
Hannah Gayle Wheatley.
Said this to me:
Chelsea. I love you. I met you for a reason. We became this close for a reason. I told you things about myself that I can't stand to remember, for a reason. And that reason was that we're alive, and we're supposed to stay alive until something we can't control changes that. Life is a mess, and they stuck us together so we could make it through.
She's changed me. I love her. ♥
Day 6; A picture of someone you love. I think. I didn't check. But, I'm a day behind Che. Which I warn you, love-you will be in the album. I LOVE YOU. But, to my Ha. Okay, this lady. She's beautiful. She makes me happy. That's all that matters, right?
Okay, I can say a lot more. So, me, being me- I'm gonna. Because, whether I've told you it before or not, I mean it. And, I like to make you smile, even though I know your not in a good mood right now, and I'm sorry. Because, you don't deserve it,love. You really don't. And, I know I said this yesterday. I think I said it somewhere in between those messages that filled the whole IM box, and we both had to scroll up to read each others responses. WE RANT A LOT ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE EACH OTHER. DON'T JUDGE US. You've inspired a lot of people. Like half of these people I see writing on your page. And, yeah. One of them is me. You make me pretty gosh darn happy. And, I know your gonna kill me for putting this picture of you, but hey. LADY-YOUR BEAUTIFUL EVEN THOUGH YOUR IN THE HOSPITAL. And, it pretty much makes me smile. A lot. You make me smile a lot. And, I love you. Because, you never let me down? Your always by my side, and trust me, if it weren't for you, I'd be back down in that black hole again. I need you by my side. I love you. And, I can't wait for blue spaghetti, mismatched PJs, and Mcdonalds. Because, I never get to see you. And, it's not fair. At all. BUT WE'RE CHANGING THAT. I think your beautiful. Your you, and your not afraid. And, I know you won't let anyone change that, because that's who you are. Your amazing, and I love you. Thank you. For everything. I CAN'T FORGET YOU, LOVE. WE'RE GONNA BE CREEPY OLD CAT LADIES TOGETHER.
The truth is, I need you in my life. I feel like I can't function without you. And as long as you keep trying, and I keep trying, I don't think anything could go wrong. So, stay with me? Because that's where I need you.
I'm sure there are a ton more, but to each and everyone of you, I love you and you've touched my life in so many ways. ♥
Why So Serious?
No really? Why does everyone take everything so seriously these days? Why can't they just sit back and not let things get to them so badly and be happy with what they have for once. I mean, sure, I could come up with tons of reasons to decide to sit here and hate my life. But I don't. I don't like getting wrapped up in all of those things. They weight me down and I get too suppressed to see any good in anything anymore and I really just don't know how to function. Instead, I sit at my house. I know that I complain about being stuck here, but I do really like sitting here at my house with my Mom to talk to and my Duckie to make me giggle when I need it. I like that I can call Parker whenever I want to and we can talk about everything for forever and not get tired of each other and then we spend half an hour arguing over going to bed. I like sitting here and talking to my Lilija/Juno all frigging day and just keeping each other company. I like it.
I mean yeah, this past week really sucked in theory. I lost my best friend. And you know what? That hurt like a bitch. We have the same schedule. We share a locker. We ride the same bus. We live three minutes away from each other. I could go on and on and on how much this hurts and how I'm just too scared to show it at school, but I won't. Because it won't get me anywhere when it comes to getting on with my life, La. And if you taught me anything in the past sixteen years of my life, it's that sitting in the past won't get you anywhere. If you want something, you have to get up and do it. I know that this is a shit situation for us, but I keep hoping that we'll make it through. This is our one and only fight, and I love you. I'm going to stop talking about that now.
Despite all of that, I tried to be happy. And I'd like to think that I succeeded.
Despite all of that, I tried to be happy. And I'd like to think that I succeeded.
I owe most of that to my mom, Parker, Ivy, & Lilija. I love you people.
I like to spend my days creeping on Harley & The Joker. I like comic books and old cartoons. I like little kid movies and to wear my hair in high pig tails while dressed as a crazed clown. I like to dance like a fool when there's no music playing, and talk on the phone while laying under a pool table. I like pretty much anything from McDonalds. I like to make T-Shirts that no one will ever understand the meaning of. I like to try new things.I like Goodwill & Where's Waldo. I like hugs. No, I friggin' love hugs. Kisses on the cheek make me smile from almost anyone. I like to laugh. & I know that I may not seem like it sometimes, but I like you. I'm Hannah. Call me Harley?
I love this girl so much.
& this boy.
I really miss her. But I have no idea on how to begin to fix things.
Day two:
A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest,
-"This is my best friend, Hannah Gayle(: She's been my best friend since we were babies. And we're gonna stay best friends until the day we both die & share a casket. I wouldn't be anywhere without her. She is definitely the mayonnaise to my sammich and tissue to my sneeze. There isn't another relationship like ours, so don't even try to live up to it(:"
She's always going to be the Special Sauce to my Big Mac.
"Ha what do you want to do before you die?"
"Fall in Love. Why?"
"I'm making a bucket list."
I love my Che/Hatter.
I can't ever find a picture of me & Ivy, but this is for her: I LOVE YOU.
I love this girl so much.
& this boy.
I really miss her. But I have no idea on how to begin to fix things.
Day two:
A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest,
-"This is my best friend, Hannah Gayle(: She's been my best friend since we were babies. And we're gonna stay best friends until the day we both die & share a casket. I wouldn't be anywhere without her. She is definitely the mayonnaise to my sammich and tissue to my sneeze. There isn't another relationship like ours, so don't even try to live up to it(:"
She's always going to be the Special Sauce to my Big Mac.
"Ha what do you want to do before you die?"
"Fall in Love. Why?"
"I'm making a bucket list."
I love my Che/Hatter.
I can't ever find a picture of me & Ivy, but this is for her: I LOVE YOU.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
What to blog about, what to blog about? I don't really know. I just feel like blogspot has been dead for the past two days and it drives me crazy.
Things I like about life:
dressing up as HarleyQuinn.
coming home dressed as Harley to make a t-shirt, of Harley.
stalking Harley with any of my nerd friends.
Mr. J. <3 [yeah, i went there]
Ivy.
Arkham Asylum.
Juno.
Catwoman.
I pretend my life is a comic series..I fail.
I could rant all day, but Parker, Lilija, & Ivy, I love you.
& This is for Nick Henderson:
"BECAUSE I'M THE RIDDLER!"
..He's so not the Riddler. (:
Things I like about life:
dressing up as HarleyQuinn.
coming home dressed as Harley to make a t-shirt, of Harley.
stalking Harley with any of my nerd friends.
Mr. J. <3 [yeah, i went there]
Ivy.
Arkham Asylum.
Juno.
Catwoman.
I pretend my life is a comic series..I fail.
I could rant all day, but Parker, Lilija, & Ivy, I love you.
& This is for Nick Henderson:
"BECAUSE I'M THE RIDDLER!"
..He's so not the Riddler. (:
Thursday, February 3, 2011
I love you.
When you do feel most alive?
When are you happiest with yourself?
The Answers could be the key to your next big adventure.
Listen to them.
& It just so happens to be when I'm with you.
♥
♥
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Madness, is a lot like Gravity.
ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE PUSH
-thejoker
-thejoker
Yeah, I've been creeping our Bat-Villain Characters like none other today. Maybe I do that because it gives me something to relate to. Because maybe there's just one more thing that I didn't know about. Maybe because the day that Parker told me to dress up as Harley I knew nothing about her, and made Megan be Ivy we didn't know that it was going to end up like that. Except, Parker's not abusive. Thank God. That'd be weird. But Megan is my Ivy. & I'm her Harley. Yeah, I'm Harley. The girl that always falls for the guys that don't love her like she loves them. Harley who tries to help people, but her own mind snaps in the end. Harley who'd do anything as long as she knew she was still loved.
Sometimes, like now, I just hate everyone. If my cyst is hurting too bad, I don't want to go to school tomorrow. I cried through Jazz Band. It was terrible. I get really tired of trying to talk people out of their depression, and their mood swing. I get tired of it. I mean, I know that I was there at one point in my life, but good lord. You're alive. & All of the people that I've helped stay that way have a roof over their heads, at least one parent, and more than one friend there for them. I'm just like; Really guys? Maybe you need to calm down, take a step back and look at life. It may be cold outside, but the sun is still shining, and the last time I checked? It didn't shine out of your ass. So shut up and be happy for once. People are so much more beautiful when they're happy. God. I'm sorry if I'm so blunt and may come across as rude, but I just can't take not letting this out anymore, and that's what a blog is for right? Oh, and another thing? I just really miss my best friend. I'm going to go on and say that things happened and they may not have been handled in the best way, but things are worked out now, and I'm over it, so you need to not put me in the position to have to make a choice like that. I miss you. It's been two days and we've barely talked. I miss you. But I wasn't going to hurt anyone anymore. I hope you read this. Because I love you. I just don't enjoy this at all. Glee's Britney Spears songs are playing on my iTunes right now, and it's killing me to listen to it. That's all I'm going to say right now. Because it makes me upset and then I cry, and then I get really infuriated. I don't like being that mad. Especially over you. You don't deserve that.
People say that I contradict myself. Well you know what? I don't know who I am. I think that's why I find myself relating to Harley the way I do. She doesn't really know who she is, but she knows that she'd do anything for someone that she loves. She puts up with things from everyone that she doesn't deserve. People telling her that The Joker's bad for her, from Ivy, none the least. She gave up her life. She's a wanted criminal. She's unstable and one more minute from cracking. Or maybe I just over analyze everything. Okay, yeah, I do. I need to stop relating my life to a Comic Book Series. It can't be healthy. Well, I know it's not if I'm relating that well to Harley Quinn, because she's insane. I'm an idiot. I need to stop degrading myself.
Sometimes, like now, I just hate everyone. If my cyst is hurting too bad, I don't want to go to school tomorrow. I cried through Jazz Band. It was terrible. I get really tired of trying to talk people out of their depression, and their mood swing. I get tired of it. I mean, I know that I was there at one point in my life, but good lord. You're alive. & All of the people that I've helped stay that way have a roof over their heads, at least one parent, and more than one friend there for them. I'm just like; Really guys? Maybe you need to calm down, take a step back and look at life. It may be cold outside, but the sun is still shining, and the last time I checked? It didn't shine out of your ass. So shut up and be happy for once. People are so much more beautiful when they're happy. God. I'm sorry if I'm so blunt and may come across as rude, but I just can't take not letting this out anymore, and that's what a blog is for right? Oh, and another thing? I just really miss my best friend. I'm going to go on and say that things happened and they may not have been handled in the best way, but things are worked out now, and I'm over it, so you need to not put me in the position to have to make a choice like that. I miss you. It's been two days and we've barely talked. I miss you. But I wasn't going to hurt anyone anymore. I hope you read this. Because I love you. I just don't enjoy this at all. Glee's Britney Spears songs are playing on my iTunes right now, and it's killing me to listen to it. That's all I'm going to say right now. Because it makes me upset and then I cry, and then I get really infuriated. I don't like being that mad. Especially over you. You don't deserve that.
People say that I contradict myself. Well you know what? I don't know who I am. I think that's why I find myself relating to Harley the way I do. She doesn't really know who she is, but she knows that she'd do anything for someone that she loves. She puts up with things from everyone that she doesn't deserve. People telling her that The Joker's bad for her, from Ivy, none the least. She gave up her life. She's a wanted criminal. She's unstable and one more minute from cracking. Or maybe I just over analyze everything. Okay, yeah, I do. I need to stop relating my life to a Comic Book Series. It can't be healthy. Well, I know it's not if I'm relating that well to Harley Quinn, because she's insane. I'm an idiot. I need to stop degrading myself.
I don't know anymore.
But did I ever really know in the first place?
I don't think I did.
"If you think Arkham's scary as a doctor, you should try it as a patient."
-HarleyQuinn.
-HarleyQuinn.
Harley, Ivy & The Joker.
Hi, I'm Hannah, and you can call me Harley. (:
I know that it's probably stupid, but these are my best friends. I tell them everything. We ARE these people. We are. It just makes sense. The similarities are creepy. I love these two. So enjoy creepy quotes/pictures from us and our alter egos.
I know that it's probably stupid, but these are my best friends. I tell them everything. We ARE these people. We are. It just makes sense. The similarities are creepy. I love these two. So enjoy creepy quotes/pictures from us and our alter egos.
Harley Quinn
- "Aw, c'mon, Puddin' -- don'tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? Vroom! Vroom!" - Batman: Mad Love
- "Face it, Harl. This stinks -- yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in two dozen states -- and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown. Hey, when did my life go Loony Tunes!?" - Batman: Mad Love
- [to Batman] "I've never seen ya' laugh before... I don't think I like it. Cut it out! You're givin' me the creeps." - Batman: Mad Love
- "I found the Joker's psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible!" - Batman: Harley Quinn
- "My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls." - Batman: Harley Quinn
- "Face it, Harley-- you and your Puddin' are kaput! You're playin' solitaire now-- not hearts!" - Harley Quinn #2
- [After being instructed by a SWAT team to "Get on her knees"] "Maybe when we get to know each other better." - "Harley Quinn #28
- (about Bruce Wayne ) "Brucie's got a lot more on the ball than you'd think. He's got a presence. He hides it under that society suave, but there's a real intensity. Only others I ever met like that were Mistah J... and Batman!" - Harley Quinn #6
- "Get up, you deadbeat! That was the only place in town with a scintillatin' selection of polyester fashion! Where you think I'm gonna shopnow? - Harley Quinn #9
- "There's no such thing as safe sex with some alien races. Think acid-for-blood. Think mate-then-kill." - Harley Quinn #15
- "Well, what d'ya know -- looks like we ran outta friends... for a while, at least. And me the social type! Or is that sociopathic?" - Harley Quinn #18
- "If you think Arkham's scary as a doctor, you should try it as a patient." - Detective Comics #831
- "I'm crazy about... Well hey, I'm just crazy." - Gotham Girl
- (about Arkham) What a dump. - Gotham Girls
Poison Ivy
- "I hate this city. Nothing grows here." - Batman: Poison Ivy
- "Some things are worth dying for, Batman." - Detective Comics #752
- "I don't do that, Harley. I don't save people. I'm poison, remember?" - Harley Quinn #13
- "I have no interest in your deals. No interest in you, in any of you, on the outside. This park, this is Gotham now... its future. Reclaimed by nature, pure without mankind's assaults. It is a sanctuary now, and I am guardian. I will not let it be defiled. Not by anyone. Certainly not by you. Leave." - Shadow of the Bat #88
- "Suicidal men adore me." - Batman & Poison Ivy: Cast Shadows
- "I hate men. Because of what they do. They clip. They prune. They make us remake ourselves into what they want. A Madonna. A whore. A partner. A foe. And we do it. Because we need." - Solo #6
- (Batman about Poison Ivy) "There's a no man's land between love and hate. Between passion and obsession -- where it's easy to lose all sense of reality -- and in doing so, lose yourself. Somewhere in that emotional minefield... Pamela Isley wanders." - Legends of the Dark Knight #43
- "You're always responsible for the things you create." - Batman: Poison Ivy
- "Hello, lover. Long time, so see." - Batman: Haunted Knight
- "May your hell be a green one!" - Batman: Shadow of the Bat #56
- "I'm an eco-terrorist of global importance. I make a contribution." - Gotham Girls
- (To Harley) "If I hear one more word out of you, just one, I swear I'll cram fast growing cactus seeds UP YOUR TUCHUS!" - Gotham Girls
- (To Harley) "Did you order explosives online again?" - Gotham Girls
The Joker
- "If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!" - Batman #1
- (to Judge Drake) "You can't win anyway... You see, I hold the winning card!" - Batman #1
- "I'm not mad at all! I'm just differently sane!!" - Batman and Robin #13
- (to Superman) "More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle." - Superman/Batman: World's Finest
- "In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out." - Identity Crisis
- "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - Batman: The Killing Joke
- (Inscription on the Joker's truck) "SLaughter is the best medicine" - The Dark Knight
- "It's a funny world we live in..." - The Dark Knight
- "Why so serious?" - The Dark Knight
- "I'm a man of my word" - The Dark Knight
- "Come on, come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it, come on hit me. HIT ME!!!" - The Dark Knight
- (To Batman) "I don't want to kill you!! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No no no no. No! No you...you complete me!" - The Dark Knight
- (To Batman) "To them, you're just a freak. Like me! They need you right now. But when they don't? They'll cast you out! Like the leper! See, their morals, their code...t's a bad joke! Dropped at the first sign of troubles. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you : when the chips are down, these...these "civilised" people? They'll eat each other. See I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." - The Dark Knight
- The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!" - The Dark Knight
- (To Batman) "YOU HAVE NOTHING!! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all you strength!" - The Dark Knight
- "You wanna know...why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions. See, in their last moment...people show you who they really are." - The Dark Knight
- "You see, I'm a guy with simple tastes. I enjoy dynamite...gunpowder...AND GASOLINE!!" - The Dark Knight
- "And I thought MY jokes were bad." - The Dark Knight
- "Introduce a little anarky. Upset the established order. Then everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair." - The Dark Knight
- "And heeeere weee...GO!" - The Dark Knight
- (To Batman) "You...you just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an inmovable object. You truly are incorruptible! You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of..."self-rightiousness", and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever." - The Dark Knight
- "Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger." - The Dark Knight
- "T'is not about money...it's about sending the message." - The Dark Knight
- "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know who I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if only I just caught them. You know I just do things. The mobs have plan, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans...you know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little world. I'm not a schemer. I'm just trying to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are." - The Dark Knight
- "Madness is a lot like gravity. All it takes is a little push." - The Dark Knight
- "All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them." - The Dark Knight
- "Ladies and gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, 'Not very well'. Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!" - Batman: The Killing Joke
- "It's a clear choice -- me or Pettit. Vote or die. Cancer or tuberculosis." - Detective Comics #737
- "If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!" - Batman: Dark Detective
- "They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it." - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
- "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'" - Batman: The Killing Joke
- "Aren't I just good enough to eat?" - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
- "April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!" - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
- "The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fool! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!'" (he executes an asylum orderly with a gunshot to the head) "Get it? Oh, what a senseless waste of human life!" - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
- "Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there... in the asylum. Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough... there's always a place for you here." - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
- (to Batman) "Loosen up, tight ass!" — Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
- "Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!" -Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth
- "And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'dused crushed glass..." - The Joker: Devil's Advocate
- "You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister and my daughter!" - Batman: Dark Victory
- "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke
- (to Batman) "Quick question: When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?" - Batman: The Long Halloween
- "Hello Late-Show lovers...and lovers of the Late-Show!" - The Laughing Fish
- "Live...and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Prerecorded for this time zone." - The Sign of the Joker
- "What's wrong with the World? After all the AGGRAVATION I went through just STEALING this crop-duster...you'd think they'd give me one that would FLY right." - Batman: The Long Halloween
- Drive-In Waitress: Take your order, please?
Joker: Yes, indeedy. Thank you. (Talking incredibly fast) I'd like the Big Beefer, Heavy Mustard, double pickles, three strips of bacon, make 'em crispy, ranch dressing on the side...
Waitress: Ah, sir...
Joker: Side order of fries, also crispy, one of those fake pie thingees with the boiling hot juice that scalds the roof of your mouth...I LOVE that...
Waitress: Sir...
Joker:Two of your special Egg Nog Shakes, a boy's kiddie meal, and I'll pay extra for a full assortment of the toys that come with it.
Waitress: Sir! You were talking way to fast. You'll have to repeat all that!
Joker: Of all the incompetence! Listen, you brain-dead Cephalapod! I have better things to do than repeat myself in the fleeting hope that through some MIRACLE you might somehow triumph over your own crushing ignorance and get ONE ITEM of my order right! I DEMAND to see your manager!
Manager: I'm sorry, sir. How may I help you?
Joker:(shoots the manager) I really wanted those shakes.
- "Every clown loves kids, captain. Just ask Sarah Essen-Gordon. Oh, that's right, you can't!" - Gotham Central #15
- (As Nightwing pummels him) "Aw... Jeez... I hit Jason a lot harder than that. (Pause) His name was Jason, right?" - Joker: Last Laugh #6
- "Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too." - Emperor Joker
- "Yum Yum! Dum Sum! Chinese food...made from real Chinese!" - Emperor Joker
- (To Harley as he turns her into a Constellation) "You get the best seat in the house for Armageddon. Say goodnight, Harley. I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Heh. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it." - Emperor Joker
- "I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled, kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus!" - Batman #655
- "If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!" - Dreadful Birthday Dear Joker
- "Both of us trying to find meaning in a meaningless world! Why be disfigured outcast when I can be a notorious Crime God? Why be an orphaned boy when you can be a superhero?" - Batman #663
- "You can't kill me without becoming like me! I can't kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn't it IRONIC?" - Batman #663
- " The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That's what cracks me up each time!" - Batman #681
- "You think it all breaks down into symbolism and structures and hints and clues. No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia. You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?" - Batman #681
- "You really want to know what it feels like to be the clown at midnight? Where there's only ever one joke and it's always on you? Well, here you are. Now do you get it?" - Batman #681
- "Devil is double is deuce, my dear doctor ... and joker trumps deuce" Batman #681
- "Obvious...And everybody knows. You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on.... Yes... Just look at you... Desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, draped in black... And yet... You leave that little window... A glimpse at the perfection underneath. OBVIOUS; The chiseled jaw, the mouth of a monster... Why do you let it be seen? Tell me why...... - Joker
- "Its true, Batsy! I know everything! And, kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the stern and Batarangs, you're just a little boy in a play suit, crying for Mommy and Daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. (pause) What the heck, I'll laugh anyway!" - Batman Beyond:Return of The Joker
- "How many Jokers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wouldn't know. They're to busy loosening BATMAN'S SCREWS!" - The Batman
- (singing) "When the world is full of care and every headline screams despair, when the news are rape, starvation, war and life is vile...then there's a certain thing I do which I shall pass along to you that's always guaranteed to make me smile. I go Loo-oo-oony, as a lightbulb battered bug, simply Loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug...mister life is swell in a padded cell, it'll chase those blues away! You can trade your gloom for a rubber room and injections twice a day!" - The Killing Joke
- Joker: "[This park is] garish, ugly, derelicits have used it for a toilet. The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal and could easily maim or kill innocent little children.
Salesman: Oh. So you don't like it?
Joker: Don't like it? I'm crazy for it! - The Killing Joke
- "A bit of advice...don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look" - Joker
- "I am the Champion of the WORLD!"- Elseworlds: Batman/Lobo
- "Laugh, clown, laugh...and laugh again! The police are completely at bay! Batman is baying at the moon! No one can beat the Joker! Soon, now...soon they'll see it my way! They'll know I mean what I say! Today, the American fish... and tomorrow all the fish in the world! But...what if everybody stops eating fish? I hadn't thought of that! What if they all conspire against me...leave my Joker-Fish in the sea? But no...that would never work! The VEGETARIANS wouldn't go along! And anyway...I could use my chemicals on cattle! JOKER-BURGERS! OUTRAGEOUS! - Detective Comics #476
- "Stop... (Batman grabs his collar) Stop... (Batman punches him in the face) Stop... (Batman punches his face again) Stop... (Batman hits Joker's face once more) Stop... (Batman punches him in the gut) Stop... (Another punch to the face) Stop... (Yet another face punch)Batman... (Once more, a punch to his face. Batman grabs Joker by the neck with both hands.) Stop...me...if you've heard this one before... - Batman: Hush
- "Howdy, Stan, the Donutz man! This is a stickup, see? (holds two donuts up to his eyes like a mask) - Laughter After Midnight
- Joker: (Looks at his reflection in a store window after being knocked out of a blimp by Batman and landing in a pond of full of swans) Ow! That's going to hurt in the morning. (Laughs maniacally. A man nearby throws a shoe at him.)
Man: SHADDAP! It's three-thirty in the morning, fer Pete's sake! People are tryin' to SLEEP here!
Joker: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir! You won't be disturbed again. (Uses a grenade launcher to blow up the man's house.) - Laughter After Midnight
- "I won't even waste the usual Joker Venom on you, Brute, but give you something you can understand...lead! - Batman #1
- "Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!" - Batman #1
- "What I hate more than everything, is apologies."
- "Keep in mind that Joker does not fear anything...Joker, is simply the fear." (After throwing a rose at his henchman that advised Joker to hide from Batman, which later kills him by venomous thorns)
- "Here's the cold, hard truth Bats...I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy...I'm crazy 'cause I hate you. " - Batman: Cacophony
We need to do that again soon. ♥
I doubt anyone will read all of those stupid things, but I love them with all my heart.
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